Formal Vs. Informal Diction

       This weekend I went to the Bellarmine Bears game with some friends that I know.  I reckon they were having fun and the game was really darned close, we kept scorin and they kept tyin it up.  It was so close and errybody was on edge the whole danged time.  I got some really darn good popcorn, really buttery and delish, and I went back to the stands.  Turns out, I missed the touchdown the Bears scored, we were makin a comeback!  But those Lions were a good fight and they scored a darn tootin loads of touchdowns too.  When the game was really darn close, we started cheerin our Bears on and we has so much spirit,  When we fin'ly scored that last touchdown, the crowd roared and errybody was screamin and I was like whoopee! and yes! and the people started leavin and I finally left and it was so fun but that was just the first part of that night.
       After the game, we went to my house to watch a darned scary movie, Paranormal Activity or somethin like that.  Now I ain't scared easily, but this movie was somethin.  These two people had a ghost problem or somethin and they tried to get rid o it but turns out the girl is possesed.  I was like well ill be.  She kills the man and I was freakin out and it ends with her lookin at the camera in a creepy way and attacking it and the camera went dead.  It was a scary movie and there were a lot of creepy popouts and stuff like that.  It was a pretty fun night and I know my grammer is gettin better cuz im smart.

Sinncrly,
Sean Jones
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